Jeannie Mai Has Sex With Her Mascara

“Oh yea. Don’t be afraid, baby. It’s just me Better than sex. All I want is to give you the longest, thickest, most luscious lashes of your life. Think you can handle that? OK, baby. Dip my wand and let me get to work.”

Yea. That.

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It’s just the opening to yet another double entendre-laden commercial that uses sex to sell a product. In this case, it’s a Barry White-like voiceover seducing Style Network’s Jeannie Mai with Too Faced Cosmetics mascara and it’s “collagen-fueled formula that leaves you begging for more.”

And you know what, it works. Los Angeles-based creative agency Standard Time created the work.

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