JC Penny Spawns Magazine Inside GQ in Last, Pre-Saatchi Hurrah

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We seem to have a thing for those fake magazine cover ads and it looks like DDB is using the trick as its last stand for JC Penny before handing over the reigns to Saatch & Saatchi who will give us its “Every Day Matters” love. But, for now, it’s still “It’s All Inside.”

In the March issue of GQ, the cover of another magazine, MANdatory, appears complete with manism headlines such as “There, there. How to tell her what she needs to hear” and “Emotions. Could there be more than two?” It’s not terribly creative but it does stand out in a sea of messageless, Dolce & Gabanna-like ads that fill the magazine so we’ll give them points for that. It did get us to stop and read it.

Alas, the retailer is due for a squishy Love Marks makeover which, hopefully, doesn’t try to make the place more than what it is: a moderately priced department store that sells moderately styled items to moderate people. Everything doesn’t need to be high end, ya know.

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