It’s the New WTF Blanket!

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You’ve heard of the Snuggie, right? No? Well you’re missing out on one of the coolest new fashion ever to hit the … television in the form of a stupid infomercial. But forget about the actual infomercial and watch this parody. Did we say PARODY? Yes, we said PARODY. Get it? Parody!

Anyway, now that we’ve clarified that minor detail, check out the What the Fuck Blanket.

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