iPod Powered OhMiBod Sex Toy Delivers Music-Powered Orgasm

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Where back in the day The Cars said “Let the good times roll,” vibrator maker Soft Paris says let the good times vibrate with the lyrics “you should plug it, let’s all plug it” in this iPod-style commercial for the company’s Oh My God-inducing OhMiBod iPod plugin sent to us by Shawn Waite. The device promises to rock your inner world Beautiful Agony-style with the pulsating beat of your own iTunes collection.

We can just hear the frantic, mid-orgasm calls to Apple tech support from the office bathroom complaining the device is stuck and won’t turn off and, while admitting between orgasmic breaths of air extended periods of pleasure aren’t normally a problem, returning to a meeting in full-on orgasm certainly would be a bit embarrassing. Now that’s something that’d surely awake any CSR from their coma-inducing day at the office. Though this device may surely be fun for some, Ariel thinks it looks like a Tampon which we’re sure is a “device” that isn’t all that fun to insert or to have stuck inside.

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