Ingenious Drunken Hijinks Fail to Amuse in Light of Day

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On behalf of the UK Home Office, John Luke Roberts wanders city streets in broad daylight, trying to get people to do things they only do drunk and in the safety of darkness: piss in the street, spew vom over friends, dive into vehicles with strange men and abuse strange girls with traffic cones.

For the most part he fails, but that doesn’t stop him from doing it all himself.

Roberts’ shenanigans look nothing short of insane, but only because we don’t have the Lush Googles on. After the guy belts out a war cry and shoves a trash bin through a store window, we’re graced with a simple enough tagline: “If you wouldn’t do it sober…”, tying it to last year’s effort, similarly (though less ambiguously) titled “You Wouldn’t Do It Sober.”

Harrowing shit, seeded by Team Rubber.

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