In the Year 2033, Svedka Vodka Will Make You a Monster!

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We continue to feel confused about Svedka Vodka’s interpretations of the future. But confusion from arm’s length is way better than getting dragged headlong into Svedka’s Fem-bot world, which is exactly they’re trying to do with Find Your Future You, a bewildering new marketing effort.

Grow Interactive, the interactive agency that put the site together, said we can upload our pictures and find out what we’ll look like in the future. Our future selves can also send us witty text messages lending insight on what all’s going down beyond the realms of trackable time.

Messages include the following example: “Hey It’s Gender Bender You, mostly we date republican senators and televangelists now.”

WTF, Svedka?

Anyway, we were having a little trouble finding pictures that matched the criteria for the site so we have no examples to show you. But the agency guy did send us this future-shot of a person called Chrystal.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

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