In New Lingerie Ad, Britney Spears Proclaims, ‘I Am the Dramatic Beauty of the Night’

It’s been quite some time since we’ve wagged our tongue over the most popular ad babe of all time, Britney Spears. As you may recall, she’s done work for Candies, Pepsi, a Japanese tea brand, she’s worked with the NFL and, of course, she’s promoted all kinds of her own branded products.

Now she’s back promoting a line of lingerie, the new Intimate Britney Spears Anemone Collection. In a new ad she can be seen frolicking about wearing the lingerie and cooing such nonsensical gibberish as, “I am the dramatic beauty of a city at night” and “Moonlight silhouettes the curves of my body. And the sharp vines of thin black strings that keep the dash of daring mesh and scalloped edges where they belong.”

That said, the woman has had a lot of ups and downs in her life, a lot of drama and, no doubt, a lot of sadness. So, hey, if she can leverage her fame into lines of fragrance and lingerie, all the more power to her.

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