In Case Your Inner Perv Craves Inspiration

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Here’s some randy creative for Hot Video by CLM BBDO, Paris. The piece at left reads “Don’t worry, both candidates get the secretary job.” Wallpaper-style background shares what-all went on between the lines.

Other statements that soothe in more ways than one:

o “In case you were wondering, the pool boy really cleans out the pool.”
o “Yes, the plumber does fix the leaking pipe.”
o “Just so you know, the girl next door does get the sugar she came for.”
o “Eventually, the pizza delivery guy realizes none of the girls ordered a pizza.”

The premise of the campaign is to tell you what happens at the end of Hot Video’s porn-tastical videos, because they’re all (tagline!) so good you won’t get to the end.

Now that the dignity of every service worker you know has been ravaged, feel free (or not) to visit Hot Video. The site’s totally SFW and far tamer than the advertising, if only because it makes no sense visually or otherwise.

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