In a Way, Isn’t Paris Hilton Already Leading the Free World?

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In this Funny or Die exclusive, Paris Hilton responds to a recent McCain ad comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and herself.

I’m diggin’ how Paris — who announces her plans to run for President (and tap Rihanna for Veep) — never mentions McCain by name. She only ever calls him “that wrinkly, white-haired guy” and “white-haired dude.”

She also proposes an energy plan, which McCain campaign Spokesman Tucker Bounds called “obviously” better than Obama’s. Way to take the higher ground, Paid Lackey of White-Haired Dude.

Paris’s mom Kathy also commented on the ad, calling it “a complete waste of the country’s time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs.” Oddly, she refers to the original McCain spot, not her daughter’s well-covered rebuttal.

Sidenote to McCain: Are you seriously old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer came in a bucket? Because if so … wow. Just wow.

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