At left: featured ad on my MySpace today. I like how, after scaring the warmth out of your cockles, it takes the ultra-subtle “click here for tips!” approach.
Click-thru brings you here. I’m guessing the ad is for Celebrity Sexy Teeth, because it’s the only product on the list I’ve never actually heard of, and it happens to be number one, and there’s even a handy-dandy illustration on how you (yes, YOU!) can access a hidden discount link on the site.
Suspicions are confirmed upon scrolling to the bottom of the site, where Celebrity Sexy Teeth is promoted once more for good measure alongside this subtle arm-twister: “For women wanting to enhance their appearance, a good teeth whitener is a must!”
But I thought Mr. Right, and my ass-pinching boss, would love me no matter what I looked like?
