If You Can’t Shit Roses, At Least Shit Glitter

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Here’s a decadent delight. Adrants reader Candace pointed us to this story about the Gold Pill. Created by Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, the pills increase your self worth and literally make your excrement sparkle — all for just $425.

If you’ve got the money to burn and your self-worth to protect (with FLECKS OF GOLD IN PILL FORM!), you may as well wash it down with some Bling H2O. The Tang Dynasty — or at least P. Diddy — probably did worse.

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