If Anyone Can Compel You to Go Satellite, It’s Annie Wilkes

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“Watching anything but DIRECTV? Now, that would be painful,” croons the Misery antagonist with a trademark psychotic expression.

Brrr. Oddly though, we’d pick an Annie revival over a sad dancing Colonel or a necromanced Orville Redenbacher.

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