Idiots Opt For Beer Instead of Hot Chick

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There’s one indisputable fact regarding this new commercial from Lighthouse Brewing Company. The two guys in the ad are idiots. Why? Because any warm blooded male with half a brain and a pecker of any size would always opt for the hot chick over a beer. But these two morons would rather sit back and enjoy their Lighthouse beer instead of engaging in conversation – and perhaps more – with the bikini-clad hot chick right in front of them.

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