Idiocy of Expense Report Receipts Likened to Butt Photocopying

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There seems to be some debate regarding the meaning of the boss in this Subway commercial reacting to his employees ass by saying “oochee mama.” When the employee asks the boss if he can just photocopy his ass in response to the boss’s request for some random lunch receipt, we get that the ad is poking fun at the insanity of expense reports and the ridiculousness of requiring intelligent, grown adults account for every last cent they spend. But we wonder what exactly what the copywriters meant when they had the boss say “oochee mama.” Is he gay and admiring the guy’s ass? Is he just freaked out at the fact someone is mooning him? Whomever wrote this ad, please explain.

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