I just got word that Ice Cream Man, which I guess hocks freezer pops to indie bands and starlets, is looking for events to sponsor. In addition to being liberally photographed with all the right people, the company’s mission is to travel the world giving ice cream away for free.
Wish they were around when I was a kid, because seriously, those suburban ice cream truck guys were stingy. They wouldn’t take pennies, for a start. If you’re gonna make a living driving 2MPH and playing a repetitive tune in order to bait children into racing over to your goddamn truck, don’t act like you’re selling ribeyes in SoHo.
