Hot Italian Stallion Promises Multiple Orgasmums in Ad Outtakes

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Aw, this is cute. Watch a mouthwatering actor try and fail repeatedly to say the word “orgasms” in the outtakes for this Lavalife ad, created by zig.

The funny thing is, every once in awhile he comes really close to getting it, then when action time comes he falls so short of expectations. How very much like the real thing…

The guy didn’t make the cut in the final spot, but hey, we’ll take one of those orgarms/orgasnuns/orgamsums anytime.

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