So…let’s have a pillow fight. Yea, that’s it. And why not? After all, pillow fights are fun. Especially when there’s a lot of feather-filled pillows. And the pillows break open. And you film the thing. In slow motion. With zoom shots. And an oh-so-uber-cool throbbing soundtrack. And you stage the thing between two hot girls. In lingerie. In a bedroom. On a bed. With a third girl. Who has an ejaculating squirt gun. With pump action. That shoots water over a girl’s chest. Which is gratuitously zoomed in upon. In…slow motion.
And when that isn’t enough, you add a fourth girl. With two pies. Filled with cream. That end up all over the four girls. Along with the feathers. Which makes the girls look like they just appeared in a bukkake flick.
And the you ruin the whole thing by actually showing the advertised product.
Hot Girls! Whipped Cream! Lingerie! Pillow Fight! Yawn.
So…let’s have a pillow fight. Yea, that’s it. And why not? After all, pillow fights are fun. Especially when there’s a lot of feather-filled pillows. And the pillows break open. And you film the thing. In slow motion. With zoom shots. And an oh-so-uber-cool throbbing soundtrack. And you stage the thing between two hot girls. In lingerie. In a bedroom. On a bed. With a third girl. Who has an ejaculating squirt gun. With pump action. That shoots water over a girl’s chest. Which is gratuitously zoomed in upon. In…slow motion.
And when that isn’t enough, you add a fourth girl. With two pies. Filled with cream. That end up all over the four girls. Along with the feathers. Which makes the girls look like they just appeared in a bukkake flick.
And the you ruin the whole thing by actually showing the advertised product.
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