Hot Dog And Bacon Ad Conjures Something Other Than Hot Dog And Bacon

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If you’re some kind of convenience store and you’re going to promote your hot dog wrapped in bacon thing, you might want to look long and hard at the visual in your ad before you hang the poster in your storefront window lest you want the public to think you sell some kind of penile enhancement solution. We’re guessing not too many mother are going to be buying this for their daughters…oh…lest they get an early bite at something they shouldn’t.

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