Horny Viagra Ad Gets Blue Balled

Pfizer has been kicked out of the middle aged American male orgy to rejunivate itself after being dealt a mid-coitus, blue balling “no” by the FDA. It doesn’t like Pfizer’s horny teen boy-like omission of detail just to come to the party’s happy ending. The FDA, like a scorned girl fighting off an animalistic suitor has said no to Pfizer’s Viagra ad which shows horns sprouting out from a man’s head. Apparently, a few details that, oh, could kill you, were left out of the ad. Remember guys, no means no.

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