Hornitos Tequila Makes You Horny For Cougars and Hotties

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Spotted. That man/woman who plays that creepy Mormon gangster on HBO’s Big Love. He/She helps a guy get off worked so he can…ahem…get off with a couple of hotties hanging at the pool table. Hmm. How very un-Mormon-like.

It’s all part of a Hornitos tequila campaign dubbed Purer Than Your Intentions. In another commercial, a guy calls the cougar he met last night only to be surprised at who she turns out to be.

Short and sweet. Just the way we like it.

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