Hooters Are Female Friendly

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In an effort to define its Hooters Casino Hotel as a destination for women and not just cleavage-ogling men, the Vegas casino has launched a new Advanced Results Marketing-created television campaign to convince women Hooters is female-friendly. Something’s just not right about this. A couple on vacation in a hotel that is served by big breasted women in tight clothing is just a recipe for disaster. The guy half of the couple will suffer the wrath of his other half for his uncontrollable glimpses of the bouncing flesh passing by. The female half of the couple will suffer all manner of emotional inadequacy comparing herself to the unattainable perfectness of Hooters waitresses. The couple will leave after a big argument and never come back.

It might be wiser to just leave well enough alone. We can’t imagine there being anything more annoying for a woman than to endure a couple days watching her man’s tongue fall out of his mouth over and over again when his full attention should be on her. Oh, we over analyze. We’re sure it’ll be fun for all. But, ladies, youo might want to keep your man on a short leash.

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