If ever an elf is offered to you, I can say with relative certainty that it would be scientifically impossible — futile, even — to decline. The likelihood of wild, wonderful, madcap hijinks is just. Too. Great.
So after hearing that Santa’s shrinking down its workforce, agency White+Partners leaped at the opportunity to get a pointy-eared labourer of its own.
He is horrors. But even if he punches balls and gives unsolicited lap dances, don’t you still kind of want one?
