Hey Old People Can Be Hot Too, Right?

Steve Hall

Dec. 01, 2009
1 min read

We are a youth-obsessed culture. Advertising is a youth-obsessed business. So it’s refreshingly hilarious when we see old people portrayed as if they were hot, horny twenty-somethings with nothing better to do then then seductively lick an ice cream cone in slow motion.

Here for your viewing pleasure is an equal opportunity, age agnostic commercial for Science World which claims vanilla is the most erotic scent to older men.

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