Hey Dude, BYU Doesn’t Wanna See Your Thong

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Cowabunga!

Gotta admire the strides Brigham Young University takes to protect the modesty of its Christ-centered scholars. Check out the policy on thongs and hemlines.

BYU grad Dooce piously laments, “I would have loved to have cartoon turtles call me ‘dude’ and remind me that ‘piercings aren’t acceptable, bro!’ Would have brought me closer to Jesus.”

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