Hey Dude, BYU Doesn’t Wanna See Your Thong

tmnt_byu.jpg

Cowabunga!

Gotta admire the strides Brigham Young University takes to protect the modesty of its Christ-centered scholars. Check out the policy on thongs and hemlines.

BYU grad Dooce piously laments, “I would have loved to have cartoon turtles call me ‘dude’ and remind me that ‘piercings aren’t acceptable, bro!’ Would have brought me closer to Jesus.”

See more here.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

9 signs you’re a deeper thinker than most people realize

9 signs you’re a deeper thinker than most people realize

Hack Spirit

8 quiet signs you’re doing better in life than you give yourself credit for

8 quiet signs you’re doing better in life than you give yourself credit for

Hack Spirit

9 phrases classy people use to shut down rudeness without raising their voice

9 phrases classy people use to shut down rudeness without raising their voice

Hack Spirit

9 signs you’re outgrowing the version of yourself that needed everyone’s approval

9 signs you’re outgrowing the version of yourself that needed everyone’s approval

Hack Spirit

You’re more emotionally mature than you think if you do these 8 small things

You’re more emotionally mature than you think if you do these 8 small things

Hack Spirit

People who can disagree with you without making it awkward usually do these 7 things

People who can disagree with you without making it awkward usually do these 7 things

Hack Spirit