Help Sell Rum, Channel a Fruit

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By gad, can it be? Why yes, it can! It’s another CGM contest, this time for Malibu Rum’s new Tropical Banana. All you have to do to win the cash prize is artistically interpret Banana Boat’s “Day-O,” made somehow less potent in a remix by DJ RJD2.

Be quick, yellow comrades – deadline’s mid-June.

Hooray for acting like an ass on camera for cash. Though to be fair, if somebody handed us a check for $25,000 for dressing up like bananas and gyrating to a bad remix, we probably wouldn’t drum up any angst. And if there’s liquor in the deal (there would have to be), better still.

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