Heimlich Maneuver Like You’ve Never Seen it Before

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As a follow on to its Super Sexy CPR, Fortnight Lingerie offers up Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts. In case, you know, you’re in a restaurant wearing only your underwear and you choke and you need the Heimlich Maneuver…from a guy wearing only his underwear. That happens all the time, right?

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