Hayden Panettiere, the tortured chick on Heroes who can never die, joins an assembly line of celebrities hoping to affect your vote.
“There are three things think I all citizens should do: smoke cigarettes, vote for John McCain, and don’t wear a seatbelt,” she says with vigor, tossing in a few wild “FUCKs” for shock value.
You get the gist. Thank Funny or Die, creators of this and that high-larious Paris Hilton for President video — another effort that makes Obama look incidentally good by making McCain look old and out of touch.
