Hayden Panettiere: A Vote for McCain’s a Vote for Getting Bent Over — Like One of His Lobbyists!

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Hayden Panettiere, the tortured chick on Heroes who can never die, joins an assembly line of celebrities hoping to affect your vote.

“There are three things think I all citizens should do: smoke cigarettes, vote for John McCain, and don’t wear a seatbelt,” she says with vigor, tossing in a few “FUCKs” just for shock value.

You get the gist. Thank Funny or Die, which also brought us that high-larious Paris Hilton for President video — which also makes Obama look incidentally good by reminding us all McCain’s old and off his rocker.

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