
Hayden Panettiere, the tortured chick on Heroes who can never die, joins an assembly line of celebrities hoping to affect your vote.
“There are three things think I all citizens should do: smoke cigarettes, vote for John McCain, and don’t wear a seatbelt,” she says with vigor, tossing in a few “FUCKs” just for shock value.
You get the gist. Thank Funny or Die, which also brought us that high-larious Paris Hilton for President video — which also makes Obama look incidentally good by reminding us all McCain’s old and off his rocker.