Hayden Panettiere: A Vote for McCain’s a Vote for Getting Bent Over — Like One of His Lobbyists!

hp-jc.jpg

Hayden Panettiere, the tortured chick on Heroes who can never die, joins an assembly line of celebrities hoping to affect your vote.

“There are three things think I all citizens should do: smoke cigarettes, vote for John McCain, and don’t wear a seatbelt,” she says with vigor, tossing in a few “FUCKs” just for shock value.

You get the gist. Thank Funny or Die, which also brought us that high-larious Paris Hilton for President video — which also makes Obama look incidentally good by reminding us all McCain’s old and off his rocker.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

5 Stoic habits of people who have mastered the art of resilience

5 Stoic habits of people who have mastered the art of resilience

Hack Spirit

People who make the best houseguests usually display these 8 behaviors, according to Airbnb hosts

People who make the best houseguests usually display these 8 behaviors, according to Airbnb hosts

Global English Editing

People with zero social media presence usually have these 6 unique traits

People with zero social media presence usually have these 6 unique traits

Global English Editing

9 phrases that sound polite but actually reveal a lack of emotional intelligence

9 phrases that sound polite but actually reveal a lack of emotional intelligence

Small Business Bonfire

7 subtle behaviors of people who are too preoccupied with being liked

7 subtle behaviors of people who are too preoccupied with being liked

Global English Editing

7 decisions you should never make after 9pm, according to psychology

7 decisions you should never make after 9pm, according to psychology

Hack Spirit