Have Some ass With Your Coffee This Post-Thanksgiving Monday

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Here’s some ridiculousness for a Monday morning after a long and overstuffed Thanksgiving. If you think you’ve put on a few pounds after eating turkey for four days, you might appreciate the rotundness of the slapping asses in this “commercial” for Orangina. Though there;s no nudity, many might consider this NSFW. You decide.

And if shaking asses weren’t enough to jolt you back to reality this Monday morning, check out these asses wearing glasses in a campaign for Glassing Sunglasses. ANd no, we have no idea what the intended concept of these ads are either. Other than, as AdFreak points out, the literal interpretation people who wear sunglasses as a fashion accessory are sometimes categorized as pompous, self-centered asses. Though why a sunglasses brand would take this route is a bit questionable.

By the way, welcome back to work. We hope you had a wonderful break and don’t think we’re too much of an ass for shoving ass in your face as you sip your morning java. Oh wait, we are a giant collection of asses here at Adrants so yea, we so totally wanted to ass face you today!

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