Hannah Montana’s Gummy Gear Could Be Mistaken for Penises

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“Why in hell do people still try to make candy in potentially phallic-looking shapes? You’d think they would have learned by now…..”

It’s definitely a mystery worth pondering. Adrants reader Candace sent over this rawkin’ shot of Hannah Montana’s Concert Candy. The packaging features our Lolita du jour holding a mic up to her mouth while a giant gummy guitar comes at her from the left.

“Guitar and microphone shapes!” the package boasts, but that guitar doesn’t look all that guitar-like, and I don’t think the gummy mics will help either.

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