Remember breakdancing? Or, more correctly, breaking? Of course you don’t. You’d have to be over 40 and no one in advertising is over 40, right? Anyway, breaking, a form of street dancing, is still around but a bit less popular than it was in its eighties heyday.
HandVibes, a company that makes collectible, rubber-like rings has, with help from nkown lab, created Finger Breakdance, a video that, as the title suggest, features breakdancing fingers. Back in our DJing days (yes, we had a life prior to advertising), we witnessed all manner of toprock, downrock, power moving and freezing so this little video brought back a few memories. Most specifically, a night when campus cops broke up a rather large outdoor dance party because, well, we really don’t know why. A fight or something.
Anyway, the fight landed us in the arms of an intoxicatingly cute, fairly short and very slim young woman who was so jaw-droppingly and cartoonishly top heavy that when studying together in the library, she would hoist her impossibly huge boobs up onto the table and let them spill out across it like bulging water balloons so as to take the weight off her tiny frame. But because that caused the hugeness of her boobs to cover all the table space in front of her, when she wanted to get some work done she’d have to lean back until her boobs slid off the table and flopped to rest on her lap. Seriously. They were that big. Needless to say this transfixing action seriously hindered any and all ability to study in her presence. Which, of course, is why we usually engaged in other activities when together.
So the night resulted in its benefits. But that’s not what we’re here to talk about. HandVibes is out with Fingers Breakdance. Check it out below.
