Hal Riney Shits on Adrants For the Holidays

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This is too funny. Our friends over at Hal Riney like us so much they sent us some holiday cheer in the form of a nice, warm, well presented…uh…pile of shit delivered by a squatting Caganer which translates from Catalan to English as “pooper.”

Yes, that’s right, Hall Riney took a dump on Adrants. Which, after years and years of our shitting on the ad industry, is probably the most appropriate gift we’ll ever receive. We humbly accept the warm holiday gift and wish Hal Riney and the entire ad industry a warm, well presented holiday greeting of their own.

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