Guys, Shave Your Balls if You Want to Get With Kate Upton

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Guys, if you had a chance to make it with Kate Upton, you had beter play by her rules. And her rules require you to, yes, shave your balls. Ms. Upton appears in a Gillette video saying as much while mastering the art of the Boob Jiggle Chuckle. What’s the Boob Jiggle Chuckle? Watch the video and you’ll find out. And where’s the animated gif? Come on, people. This video is a week old! Get on it!

While Ms. Upton certainly does have wonderfully jiggle-tastic boobs, the rest of her is shaped like a boy. We prefer this.

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