Great Milk Comes from Happy Cows. And the Happy Cows are Casting!

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The California Milk Advisory Board is screening for its next bovine star. And guess who gets to pick her? You! Between October 13 and September 30, trawl audition vids and cast your vote.

Of 10 total, only two videos, “Alicia” and “Jenn,” are currently available to view. Alicia reeks of The Real World, and little Jenn’s being constantly goaded on by her attention-starved mom.

Videos of the hopeful heifers will be repurposed as TV spots. I hope one of Silk’s renegade soy cows enters, because no audition series is complete without some wacked-out anti-establishment radical.

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