Grab the Diapers! The E*Trade Babies Are Coming to A Theater Near You!

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Please make it stop. Geico tried it with the caveman dude and it failed miserably. Is there any reason to believe a movie about the E*Trade babies won’t equally suck? The babies are (occasionally) funny because they are a gag. And a tired one at that. It’s like Saturday Night Live turning a skit into a movie. Most fail.

Of course, we’d love for Lindsay Lohan to make an appearance halfway through the flick and wreak havoc when Lindsay the milkaholic pops in. Now that would make the movie worth watching.

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