Google Prefers Paddington Bear to Columbus

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Rumor has it yesterday was a holiday. Know what it was? …No? Good rule of thumb: if in doubt, check Google.com to see what the world’s most popular search engine did with its logo.

Those expecting to see, I don’t know, an explorer rubbing his hands together, or the ominous silhouette of a ship, or natives cowering in fear, were vastly disappointed. Google has no love for the directions-challenged dude who mistook the Americas for India. And it’s not alone: Berkeley observed Indigenous People’s Day, and Venezuela celebrated the Day of the Indigenous Resistance.

What’d Google celebrate? Paddington Bear’s 50th birthday.

A decidedly safe choice. Paddington never hurt anybody. Well, except for that one time he “poisoned” his birthday guests with Marmite. But even that rang cute, not devastating.

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