Good TV Means Gunshots, Score Some at the Bessies

Steve Hall

Mar. 20, 2008
1 min read

Remember when the Elmo Song assassination brought out the inner-child-decimating sociopath in you? The Bessies can help fuel that sleeping fire. Also see their take on multi-blade shaving spots.

Tagline: “Where only good TV lives.” (Alternately, “Where your soul goes to die.”) Courtesy of John St., Toronto.

Yawn. Gratuitous media murder is so freshman year. Right up there with the UC Berkeley Putnam Porno. (Don’t ask.)

Steve Hall

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