Godzilla Has A Hummer

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In a new Modernista commercial for Hummer’s H3, a rampaging, Godzilla-like creative tears through a city until she meets up with a robot-like creature. The two fall in love, Godzilla gets pregnant and pumps out a Hummer H3. Sweet. Other commercials in this week’s Ad Age TV Spots of the Week include a long form commercial for Bon Jovi’s new album, “Have A Nice Day,” a Champ Sports/Adidas commercial that promotes the “flight control” of a sneaker with an in-sneaker pilot crew, Fat Joe becomes a pet psychologist for Boost Mobile, a Cadbury Schweppes commercial that portray Dr. Pepper as addictive as drugs, a NASCAR Nextel commercial that doesn’t say much, Elmer’s Glue “empowers creativity” similar to the way the current Windows campaign, humorously, “empowers” your life, an HP commercial that appears to glorify goofing off over paying attention in class and a Target commercial that, well, sells a lot of stuff Target-style.

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