GoDaddy Swaps Out Big Breasts For Sleek Breasts

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In early October we wrote an open letter to GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons suggesting he “retire breasts that don’t bounce” meaning it’s time for plastic-breasted Candice Michelle to go. Of the long-running campaign, we wrote, “It was mildly funny when she rubbed her boobs against the window while on that window washing scaffolding. But it’s hardly funny at all to watch her run through sprinklers across a golf course while an old dude gawks ‘Oh, the GoDaddy Girl!'”

While it’s not clear whether Michelle is gone for good, a deal, in the works for a long time, with Andretti Green Racing IndyCar racing star Danica Patrick will become official tomorrow when Patrick is officially introduced as the new GoDaddy spokesperson at Victory Lane in Avondale Arizona. As part of the deal, GoDaddy is a sponsor of Andretti Green Racing.

During the event tomorrow, Parsons will interview the sleeker, highly-unlikely-to-bust-a-shirt-strap Patrick and it’s expected he’ll make his Super Bowl advertising plans known. With Patrick in the GoDaddy house, breasts will, apparently, take a back seat for a while.

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