GoDaddy Girl So Squeaky-Clean, It Chafes

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Danica deserted for the watch hustle. Just weeks later, GoDaddy’s taken to deluging press boxes with potshots of its new It Girl: Erin Kalin.

Unless the company’s planning a cruel media deflowering, don’t expect many shower videos in the near future. Her premiere video is labeled, “She’s Hot, She Sings, She’s a Mom!” — and we wouldn’t advise you watch it unless you want to hear honey harp on about her idyllic church upbringing and how it’s so neat that she’s a singer now, because, gosh, she’s just always wanted to be one. And look at the kids! The adorable kids!

In the event that you’re deaf, can’t see children and have X-ray eyes, GoDaddy takes great care to label the home-grown country shlock under “Warning: GoDaddy-esque content!”

Stalk Erin on Twitter. (Given her follower count of a whoppin’ 47, you’d probably make Bob’s day.) Prerequisite: high tolerance for emoticons.

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