GoDaddy Girl Gives Birth to Baby Girl (Publicity Ploy of the Week)

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Yes, it’s true. Even curvaceous beauties whose breasts are so prodigiously protuberant their tops can’t contain the enormity of their magnanimous girth causing them to suddenly bulge forth in the middle of a courtroom have babies. Yes. It’s true. GoDaddy Girl Candice Michelle has given birth to a girl, AkiAnne.

Michelle and her husband KenGee welcomed AkiAnne into the world on Sunday. And, yes, they’ve registered AkiAnneRose.com with Godaddy. What? You didin’t think there was DoDaddy sales pitch in here somewhere?

Of the registration, Michelle said, “I registered her dot-COM name, and a few other back-up domain names, as soon as we decided on our baby’s name. I wanted to be sure AkiAnne had her very own place on the Internet, where we can post videos and photos — it’s a great way to keep in touch with friends and family. I really do think, someday soon, everyone will have a domain name, just like we all have a cell phone number.” Gee. Really?

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