Go Yellow Dumps Paris Hilton For Partying Too Much

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Feeling that her endless partying and appearances in celebrity gossip media are a hinderance to their brand, German online yellow pages directory GoYellow has terminated its three year contract with Paris Hilton after just one year because she hasn’t matured. Go Yellow CEO Dr Klaus Harisch said, “Paris helped us a lot last year to make our product known. But within the last months she hasn’t moved on from being a party girl to become a businesswoman, as it was agreed.” Hmm. We think just about anyone could have informed Harisch that would be the case from the outset.

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