Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

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No, really. That’s all they want. They don’t want to be bogged down with the hassle of a career or a commitment to a long term relationship. No. They. Just. Wanna. Have. Fun. Well, at least according to Cyndi Lauper and jewelry brand Morellato which recently hooked up with Russian model Irina Shayk.

In a recent video, Irina prances around while enjoying her own beauty in the mirror, caressing her own deliciousness and seductively peering out at the viewer with a sultry look that would make even a seasoned Playboy photographer melt.

And according to the brand, all of this is essential and sensual. So to all the young girls out there looking to make your mark on the world, here’s our advice. Stay pretty. Make sure you always have great hair when you leave the house. If you smaller than a D cup, get breast implants. Be sure your bras expose maximum cleavage. Stare at yourself in the mirror for hours on end until you perfect your drool-inducing “you wish you could have sex with me” look. Adopt a “beauty over brains” attitude. And, for God’s sake, make sure you hook up with a rich guy because you’re “just wanna have fun” attitude is never going to make you enough money to support your desired lifestyle.

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