Girl with Boxed Box Woos Celeb with Boxed Jewels

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We can’t even count how many times somebody walked past our cubicle, leaned over really close and whispered “One – cut a hole in a box.” This was only one travail we suffered resulting from the mind-boggling circulation of the Timberlake SNL spoof Dick in a Box, which came out around the holiday season.

It’s since been spoofed by a girl who clearly wants Justin to know about her box in a box – and impressively, her version is more embarrassing to watch than the original, which at least limits its embarrassment factor to lovers of ’80’s teen idols and women with teased hair.

We hope the wrapped-and-ready brunette gets her wish: namely that Justin scopes Youtube for Dick in the Box spoofs, where he’ll doubtless find her and fall in love with the one person who really understands him.

Update: Ivy Gate unveils the girl behind Box in a Box. Apparently she’s a little high off her awesomeness right now, having opened a CafePress store for Box in a Box boxes on CafePress. We only wish we were kidding about that.

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