Geriatric Egg, Sausage Snail, Bacon Caterpillar Shill Pancakes in A Can

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Who doesn’t like a nice stack of pancakes everyone in a while? But does anyone really like the messy prep work that goes into making the batter for that nice stack? OK, it’s not that bad but since we live in a world on its way to Idiocracy, it’s no surprise someone’s come up with a better pancake idea.

The Batter Blaster, which, in a nutshell, is pancake batter in a spray can is, as the tagline explains, the “Breakfaster. Organic Pancakes in an instant.” We like simplicity. We like organic. We’re just not sure pancakes from a can are going to rival those made in the bowl.

With an egg in a walker, a sausage in a snail shell and a piece of bacon shaped like a caterpillar, we definitely get the whole “slow” thing but, still, real still has to be better than canned, right?

Oh, and this great work for a questionable product comes to us from Boone Oakley. Full sized versions of the ads are here.

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