Gay/Hetro Video Mashup Sells…Hose Crank? Yes, It’s True

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You learn something new every day. For all these years we’ve been hand cranking our garden hose reel when we could have been lazily watching it neatly crank itself had we purchased a No-Crank Hose Reel. Thanks to the beauty of online video via YouTube, we now know we can be even lazier than we already are.

Now about the actual video that informed us of this wondrous contraption: it’s weird. But, we’d expect nothing less from our friends over at Keta Keta who brought us the famed Make Love, Not Terror; Make Love, Not War; Vegas Red; the Israeli Holy Virals; the gay Holy Viral; the Koolanoo pool babe; the James Bond version of the Koolanoo babe; Network2’s kinky voyeurism and the Propecia flying pool babe.

This particular video gives us a man who takes gardener out for a very gay day that’s supposed to, perhaps, weird us out so much, we’ll agree completely with the tagline, “There’s a better way to make your gardener happy,” and go run out and buy a No-Crank Hose Reel.

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