Back in the day there were these two cute little girls named Ashley an Kate Olsen. They stole the hearts of Americans for years with their oh-so-huggable antics on Full House. All was well in America.
Then, they turned 18 and all hell broke loose. All the Olsen Twins legal clocks struck 18 making it OK for every guy to “enjoy” the twins without moral repercussions. All their movies started to suck. They became fashion-clueless potato sack wearers. And…OMG…they wore fur!!!
It’s the last transgressions that prompted PETA’s youth marketing division, peta2, to launch the Trollsen Twins, a site which highlights the twins apparent refusal to stop wearing fur with a “Hairy Kate and Trashly” bloody fur dress up game and a “lost episode” of Full House called Full House of Horrors.
Oh how we do love to trash our celebrities while, at the same time, wishing we were just as rich as them and had armies of publicists to make things just like this to go away.
