Fruit Massacre on Hard Lemonade Makes for Entertaining Pastime

Steve Hall

Jun. 29, 2007
1 min read

Hard lemonade beverage-maker VEX has a new ad that mashes Hostel up with horny fruit and a blender.

Developed by GJP Advertising, the ad commits a sin typical of spirits that think highly of themselves: it’s way too long. Note Smirnoff and Tanqueray.

On another tangent, don’t you kind of want to get drunk and hack at fruit now?

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