Friends Don’t Let Friends Roam the Streets While Insane

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Be a pal, Commit Your Friend.

This is a promotion for The Dark Knight, sponsored by Verizon and put together by Oddcast and Moxie Interactive. Using the same feature-pinpointing technology Nip/Tuck used to make you hate your face (but in a fun way!), the site weds a person’s features seamlessly to a loonie in the Arkhum Asylum.

Um, neato.

I have no friends worth strapping down, so I decided to commit Mark Zuckerberg. Afterward I felt sorry. His trusting face, staring out at me from the confines of a strait jacket, was just too much to deal with.

He hardly looked like himself.

So I had some Haagen-Dazs ice cream (try it now, save some bees!) and now I feel better.

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Steve Hall

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