February 24, 2006: OK, we finally get it. This Pigs Anonymous thing. To promote the Advertising Women of New York’s Good, Bad & Ugly Awards, Lowe created a site that calls men pigs. Oh but wait. We don’t think anything’s wrong with it. After all, men have been calling women bitches hoes and sluts for years. Payback’s a bitch.
Certainly, you’ve all noticed how men have to be the stupid one in all commercials now, right? That’s payback for all they years men made women stand in front their refrigerator glorifying it as if it were some sort of Godlike orgasmatron needed because no man gave a crap about a woman having an orgasm in the fifties.
So as an extension of Dad appearing to be a doofus in cell phone commercials, men can now appear to be sexist pigs on a site created by women who have years of pent up hate having been glorified as nothing but D-cups in a bikini catfighting in beer commercials. Oops, sorry. It’s all a joke. We get it. Ha ha. Funny.
